J.R.Barnes

I have to say I'm very happy with this peice, and

I think I'm gonna try to make a seiries out of it.

Annalee was an obsessive girlfriend.

She wouldn't get off my back.

I told her I wasn't into cougars, but

she wouldn't listen.

So, with the help of my class mates

(and teacher)

we got rid of her.

I hung her from the ceiling, and they

took turns beating her with a bat.

The first, and second strike didn't get

anywhere, but on the third hit her head flew

off. And then by the fifth hit her

candy insides were splattered across

the floor. It was great fun.

We ate some of her, and took the

rest home as souvenirs.

We dumped her body in the trash,

and that was end of Annalee.

I't was very romantic.

It was the dark haired girls Birthday

These girls were so nice, and were

happy to take a picture with me.

I went to a retirement community, but they told me I couldn't

walk around, so I walked around their parkinglot for a little while.

So, I've been done with making this project for a week, but I just now got around to posting it up.

What I had to do was make a sculpture that was connected to the body. And then wear it in three different public locations. So I decided to make a lady holding on to my back, and it would be made of paper mache. It was supposed to represent the older generation afflicting the younger generation.

So I started with sneaking card board from the store I work at, and making a frame to set paper mache on. See her beautiful curves?






Can you guess what this peice is?

I added a head, and an arm. All made of cardboard, and LOTS of tape.

The paper mache was awful! I will never work with paper mache again. I don't know what I was thinking, or why any one would use this disgusting stuff. It ended up splattered allover my room by the time I was done.





I think her face was the big seller. How can you say no to that?

To finish off this horrible creature I pushed marbles into her eyes, I painted make-up onto her face, I stole my sisters clothes, and put them on her. My mom gave me a wig she bought a couple of holloweens ago, and I painted her nails. And walla! Annalee was born. She was supposed to look like an old woman, but I think she looks more like my ugly girlfriend. I'll post pictures of me and her out in public shortly.

So, I was a little lazy last week, so this week and last week have been put together.

Ok, the new things are:

1. A stick of Dairy Queen chapstick. The flavor is vanilla cone. It's really good.

2. A broken wine bottle with dried up remnants of the wine actually stuck to it

3. A peiece of paper with maple syrup on it.

4. Carnations that I grew myself from seed a year ago. They smell fantastic.

5. Doggy treats.

6 Original Tik Taks.

Week 1 of my collection. The round thing is a pomander (an orange that has cloves stuck into its skin, and then left to dry.) , I have coffee beans, and grass.